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A spine-tingling thrill ride that moves from the exotic poker tables of Montenegro, to the exotic hotel rooms of Montenegro, then back to the poker tables, then the rooms again, then a homecoming visit to the poker table for a to a greater extent than extended stay, then a short repose and back to the poker table! And there’s killing, too! And lot’s of sweet lovin’, if you’re into that.
Daniel Craig inhabits the role of James Bond, the dashing MI6 agent who holds a license to kill, as well a license to wax his chest and wear tiny, undignified swimming trunks. Eva Green is Vesper Lynd, (get it?) the hot-to-trot financier who administers the majority of Bond’s lovin’, with luscious Caterina Murino batting clean-up. And Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen stars as Le Chiffre, a sardine-faced villain and numbers genius (he can make change for a dollar without punching it into the cash register!)
Joining Mike is Kevin Murphy. Both Mike and Kevin have a license to Riff.
